it's nott cool

[aquaholicbum]

you back your trailer and truck in the water and someone else loads up on it!

[aquaholicbum]

you finish your last beer of the 30 pack and victor pulls up to check your equipement onboard

[aquaholicbum]

you pull into sandy and you have to apply baby oil to both sides of your boat to squeeze into a slot

[aquaholicbum]

your going full throtle and a rinker blows by ya

[aquaholicbum]

your bailing water out of your boat and some huge yaught pulls up to help and swamps ya

[aquaholicbum]

a holiday comes along, your loaded with beads , everybody is on a mission to earn some, and you run out of film in your camera

[aquaholicbum]

you gotta killer tune system and only one battery

[aquaholicbum]

stuck in the channel-- 380 feet deep and only a 75 foot anchor rope

[aquaholicbum]

pulled over for too load of exhaust and you nark out a fellow boater cause you think his exhaust is loader than yours

[aquaholicbum]

pull into the marina, only to find the wait to get your trailer in is over 1 hour long

[aquaholicbum]

get to caullville only to find out you have to park out on the hyway

[aquaholicbum]

get to caullville-park on the hyway-- have the damn courtisy cart blow by ya and have to walk to the ramps

[aquaholicbum]

run outa gas?

[kevnmcd]

a little bored tonight or are you just trying to take the posting whore trophey away from Rude? http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[aquaholicbum]

someone compares you to the king of post whores

[Fireman2]

Have a Snoby chick in a DONZI f*#k up you and your wifes day at the lake.

[Fireman2]

OOp's I woke up a sleeping dog. I guess that was better left under the bridge... But I could't resist.. It was a wide open shot. "I had the shot goose so I took it." Top Gun.[B]

[aquaholicbum]

you wake up a sleeping dog and he pees on your outdrive

[digginfordollars]

It's Memorial weekend and this is the first time you get to go boating this year http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif

[aquaholicbum]

you stay away from the 8 water patrols all day only to wait in line at hemmingway for two frickin hours to get out of there

[aquaholicbum]

you wait for two frickin hours only to go wait another hour and a half on hiway 95 for a sobriety checkpoint from boulders finest

[aquaholicbum]

UPHILL and overheating

[aquaholicbum]

you get passed by 4 drunk fools up the center lane right at the checkpoint, boy what easy work that made for the 12 officers on duty!

[digginfordollars]

You finely make it to Sandy only to find that your impellor housing has a crack and you have to go back in. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif Especially after you told your eight year old we were going to camp over and spent Monday on the lake http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[BADFISH II]

when you know you won't be out on the lake too much this year, you take the boat out one weekend before your wifey delivers your twin baby boys, and damn if the battery is dead! both of them!

Nearly 200$ later at offshore, I was up and runnin' again, oh well!@

[Red Horse]

Drive 75 miles on water in your 18 foot jet boat looking for other members of the boating club you are in and not finding any of them.

[titties and beer]

YOU PARK YOUR NICE-BITCHEN 28 NORCIC HEAT 50' UP THE BEACH @60 MPH http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif . I WONDER IF THE TRIM TABS HELPED http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/stare.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/stare.gif

[FIREMAN]

Haulin Ass through the narrows, only to bounce off one swell, land and the little wire the makes the trim go down, comes unplugged. OOp's Damn that Engine is gettin hot.

[titties and beer]

http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/insane.gif

[BADAXE]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FIREMAN @ May 26 2003, 6:08 pm)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Haulin Ass through the narrows, only to bounce off one swell, land and the little wire the makes the trim go down, comes unplugged. OOp's Damn that Engine is gettin hot.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
I don't know what that's like. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

By the way, I wasn't going to say anything. http://www.lasvegashotboats.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[aquaholicbum]

you get to sandy beach on memorial weekend and find someone else parked in your spot

[aquaholicbum]

you throw chick some beads and she doesn't pay up!

[aquaholicbum]

pruitt shows up at caulville and makes you walk (crawl) all the way to the top of the hill while he's driving up there in his boat anyways------prick

[its all good]

getting up at 6am on monday to spend another great day at the lake only to have your 3 month old get sick when your halfway there, so you have to turn around and go home

[MOWtown]

ahhh, kids, they sure can ruin a perfectly good day. Is it serious or just your basic puking and diahrea?